Abercrombie and Fitch, and all of their spinoff brands, are a joke. I think we can all agree on that.
Their pre-destroyed, consistently tiny clothing is shoddy and their kiddie-porn catalogs have become predictable and trite. Oh, and they also can’t manage their financials for shit. They’re a joke.
And now, the joke just got even funnier because Abercrombie recently had to close their New York Hollister (that’s the spinoff shop that’s even darker and louder… somehow) store due to an infestation of bed bugs.
Their pre-destroyed, consistently tiny clothing is shoddy and their kiddie-porn catalogs have become predictable and trite. Oh, and they also can’t manage their financials for shit. They’re a joke.
And now, the joke just got even funnier because Abercrombie recently had to close their New York Hollister (that’s the spinoff shop that’s even darker and louder… somehow) store due to an infestation of bed bugs.
So let’s add “complete lack of basic hygiene” to the list of reasons why the Abercrombie and Fitch stores are hilarious. Seriously though, bed bugs? How does that happen? Did an especially greasy employee bring them in on their person? Are there beds in this store? Were the bed bugs in the clothes themselves? Is “bed bugs” just a PR-friendly way to say “crabs”?
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